Post by Khalfani on Jul 25, 2014 17:00:50 GMT
We have an issue. The leopards are dying out. I can't create my totally fabulous psuedo-melanistic leopard because of you little buggers. And so far, it looks like we only have three really active leopards, two of which are female, and two of which are related. So, what's the solution? Do we just go with incest?
No. Because that's gross.
Therefore, I propose a leopard/leopon breeding project! The currently existing leopons, and possibly Tau and Bane, if Tau can get that far, and then the existing leopards will all need to get together and just start breeding. We can't be prudent anymore, guys! We gonna have to bang a lot of people in a short amount of time. Tau has already volunteered to join the cause.
The way I see it, is the leopons are just needed for genetic diversity so that we can avoid incest as much as possible. SO, if we can get enough generations of leopon to breed with pure leopards, eventually the offspring would just lose all lion traits and be just leopard, right? That's what I'm hoping. And plus, we just need cute leopon babies, okay?
Alibaster and Ambergris, if they so choose, can continue providing low-content leopon-lion babies. Tau, if he can sweeten Bane up enough, will provide the half-and-half leopon babies. Khalfani, being the most active male leopard, will really have his paws busy trying to juggle a bunch of ladies and not get the shit slapped out of him.
I haven't worked out all the details and who's gonna mate with who and when, and really, planning is boring. But seriously, man, we need to make some leopards. So, please, everyone give me your ideas! And if anyone has, say, a female lion who'd like to volunteer in providing more leopon babies, let me know!
SAVE THE LEOPARDS. GET TO BANGIN'.
No. Because that's gross.
Therefore, I propose a leopard/leopon breeding project! The currently existing leopons, and possibly Tau and Bane, if Tau can get that far, and then the existing leopards will all need to get together and just start breeding. We can't be prudent anymore, guys! We gonna have to bang a lot of people in a short amount of time. Tau has already volunteered to join the cause.
The way I see it, is the leopons are just needed for genetic diversity so that we can avoid incest as much as possible. SO, if we can get enough generations of leopon to breed with pure leopards, eventually the offspring would just lose all lion traits and be just leopard, right? That's what I'm hoping. And plus, we just need cute leopon babies, okay?
Alibaster and Ambergris, if they so choose, can continue providing low-content leopon-lion babies. Tau, if he can sweeten Bane up enough, will provide the half-and-half leopon babies. Khalfani, being the most active male leopard, will really have his paws busy trying to juggle a bunch of ladies and not get the shit slapped out of him.
I haven't worked out all the details and who's gonna mate with who and when, and really, planning is boring. But seriously, man, we need to make some leopards. So, please, everyone give me your ideas! And if anyone has, say, a female lion who'd like to volunteer in providing more leopon babies, let me know!
SAVE THE LEOPARDS. GET TO BANGIN'.